Smash Cast - The national pastime (smash cast version) lyrics

Marilyn: Fellas Team: Yeah? Marilyn: Fellas Team: Is it? Marilyn: Hey team! Team: Hold the benches it's Marilyn! Marilyn: I just got a date Team: She just got a date Marilyn: With Baseball's Chilton Chate Team: The lucky so and so Marilyn: So run me through the bases Put me through my paces And teach me all the things a slugger's lover to know What's that there? Team: That's the pitchers mound Marilyn: Have you ever seen a shape that is so perfectly round? Team: Batter up Play ball You better give it your all, cuz' all men like to play at Marilyn: The national pastime Who's that there? Team: That's the first base coach Marilyn: Have you noticed that he signals every time I approach? Team: k** me out Marilyn: Throw him out Team: Because there isn't a doubt that All: All men like to play at Marilyn: The national pastime When I was just a little girl I liked being dainty and pearly But now that I've given sports a whirl I finally kind of like to get dirty Team: Baby what's that there? Marilyn: That's the team bull pen Kind of like the odds I'm seeing, no girls I'm there Team: Hit the deck look alive before the ladies run dry Marilyn: Because my sk**s and my pa**ion will elevate the national… Peanuts! Hot dogs! Cracker Jack! I don't care I don't care if I ever get back! Team: When the seasons over The play won't end Marilyn: Cuz' a baseball diamond is a girl's best friend Team: Yes her style and her fashion will elevate the national pastime