Pellet snow takes me over If you need, we'll talk and hold Dyed your hair and the smell of pot I hate it but I'll let it slide Sinking forward to the lions That're feasting on your favorite child It isn't fair, the case is closed And it gets worse, but I've been Trained, conditioned and Framed, you know this pageant's Staged, oh miss voilà Shamed, you've come to face your flaws On the centerfold On the centerfold The city fines and you are broke You taste falafel on your coat Wipe it down and now it's soaked So hang it up and let it slide When you fail, you just come home And kiss your mom, well, life sustains You're unconditionally praised With vicious words, but I've been Trained, conditioned and Framed, you know this pageant's Staged, oh miss voilà Shamed, you've come to face your flaws On the centerfold On the centerfold But you can bet it all on the centerfold Journalistic rise and without a sound I don't think it's wise to get out and down And you can bet it all on the centerfold On the centerfold On the centerfold 'Cause I've been Trained, conditioned and Framed, you know this pageant's Staged, oh miss voilà Shamed, you've come to face your flaws On the centerfold On the centerfold