Small Fred - Gonna Get A Grant lyrics

Ooh I can't get out of bed Let's stay at home instead I just want to play with you all day Good loving gives me a thrill But it don't pay the bills Somehow true love will find a way. CHORUS: Gonna get a grant! Gonna get a grant! Gonna get a grant to be in love We'll philander for philanthropy Doing what comes naturally Let's get a grant for love! Yum yum, we sure can cook It's time we wrote the book The whole world needs our recipe We'll cuddle without a care In our own endowed chair In applied anthropology BRIDGE: Won't need no advanced degrees We'll show 'em how we hug and sqeeze Kisses so delectable They've got to be tax-deductible. CHORUS From Berkeley to M.I.T. We'll be our favorite charity Donating our bodies to research We'll hit the best resorts Sending quarterly reports Graphing every lesson we have learned. BRIDGE: Your methods drive me mad I want to fund you so bad And when our pa**ion's sated We can be evaluated! CHORUS