Smack The Pony - Please Don't Touch Me There!!! (Blown) lyrics

i thought i'd met a man who'd treat me right he was kind he was a man of more than average height he opened up my life for me but it didn't end the way i planned there was one thing one little rule he didn't understand i told him time and time again he would not learn he could not hear his fingertips were far too near he just didn't care!!! please don't touch me there!!! it takes hours and hours to get it just like this on wet and windy days i just can't walk out the door i can't take a shower that's how hard it is one false move and you will see my perfect style is blown up-whirling to thin air it is really blown i guess i sort of lived a lie i cheated him he didn't know i never told him why so scared how he would take the truth every night every day it seemed to be so hard to say it's not my own hair!!! please don't touch me there!!! sadly it's not real i bought it from a shop i'm bare and so unmade underneath this thing i wear it's really just a mop lift the edge and you will see i have lost my own my cover has been blown blown