I can't say it more than once 'Cause I'm thinking twice as fast. Yodel-ayde-a. Everything I like is nice That's why I try to have it twice. Yodel-ayde-a (etc.) Well once I saw a bore, Who was a social who*e. Yodel-ayde-a. And they said I had a limp And then they tried to pa** around I was a pimp. Yodel-ayde-a (etc.) Was on my last leg. I couldn't even borrow my friend's extra peg at all. Yodel-ayde-a. Once I turned red And it loohed funny in the head. Yodel-ayde-a (etc.)