I can't say it more than once 'Cause I'm thinking twice as fast Yodel-ayde-a Everything I like is nice That's why I try to have it twice Yodel-ayde-a (etc.) Well once I saw a bore Who was a social who*e Yodel-ayde-a And they said I had a limp And then they tried to pa** around I was a pimp Yodel-ayde-a (etc.) Was on my last leg I couldn't even borrow my friend's extra peg at all Yodel-ayde-a Once I turned red And it loohed funny in the head Yodel-ayde-a (etc.)