Slxrppy - Shoujo Ramune lyrics

{hook: slxrppy} I got kids in my van like shoujo ramune If i see a little kid i'm 'bout to have a field day Sis riding on my dick like it's a fu*king sleigh Bbc in my guts but i swear i'm not gay My uncle fu*ked my ass now it's starting to bleed Kids in my van and they not getting freed When my dad home i always be on my knees I'll kill that b*tch if she tries to call the police Yeah me and xetonyl got drugs and fat co*ks High as fu*k yeah we smoking on rocks Can't get a b*tch i just nut in my socks I still pick up hoes when i'm at the candy shop Pull up to the church bout to unload a clip Like hannah baker i be cutting my wrist Picking up all these kids now i'm on a watchlist Lolis are so hot i can't resist {verse 1: slxrppy} Make a b*tch pass out like my name was bill Blade on my hip like akame ga kill I bе pulling kids i call that sh*t a skill My uncle be fu*king me against my will Autistic cousin slurping cum 'causе i told her it's eggnog If i get horny it's time to fu*k my dog Touch one of us we'll smoke you like a bong Don't use a condom i'll just take it raw {verse 2: xetonyl Yeah, yeah, fu*k consent i'm just gon rape Pop a cherry if you do grapes Italian b*tch i feed her crepes Yeah, su*k my dick i'm feeling great {?} Eat my ass i just can't wait Huh, her pussy wet just like a lake Cum on that stupid lil b*tch get deported She said she want a baby but its gonna get aborted Pull up to function and i'm pulling out my co*k Lil $andy hook and he give the best top I just robbed the nike store for some adidas boots I just measured a triangle my teacher said it was obtuse I just got head from a girl playing duck duck goose fu*k line leader i just wanna be the caboose I ain't got no money i can't go to no booth I just fu*ked an african b*tch and her name was ruth I just got sloppy top from a girl with one tooth On god i did Can't tell me i fu*king didn't fu*king b*tch {hook: slxrppy} I got kids in my van like shoujo ramune If i see a little kid i'm 'bout to have a field day Sis riding on my dick like it's a fu*king sleigh Bbc in my guts but i swear i'm not gay My uncle fu*ked my ass now it's starting to bleed Kids in my van and they not getting freed When my dad home i always be on my knees I'll kill that b*tch if she tries to call the police Yeah me and xetonyl got drugs and fat co*ks High as fu*k yeah we smoking on rocks Can't get a b*tch i just nut in my socks I still pick up hoes when i'm at the candy shop Pull up to the church bout to unload a clip Like hannah baker i be cutting my wrist Picking up all these kids now i'm on a watchlist Lolis are so hot i can't resist