Slow Gherkin - Drunken Sailor lyrics

What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a f**ed up flailer Swabbing the deck and mopping up the boat With a forty shoved halfway down his throat? You were drunker (drunker), bolder (bolder), Slobbering (slobbering) on your shoulder. Running all around, thinking that you're vogue. Zack kicks back drinking a Rogue. Everybody's layed back except for one. Chris starts yelling, "What the hell have I done?" So Chris kicked you out, said, "You're too damn smashed." You drove that little Bug home--my God, you nearly crashed! We should have helped you out, but instead we just laughed. Now I'll take that crutch away from you And break it right in half