Slow Gherkin - Bad Driver lyrics

I'm a bad driver. They taught me how to park and steer. I can't do either going 55 in second gear. I'm improving, but sometimes I doubt. Just knocked another headlight out. I don't like driving. I'd rather use my own two feet. Feel like I'm driving the wrong way down a one-way street. I'm a bad driver, and stoplights are my enemies. I'm a bad driver. My engine's leaking antifreeze!