Slothrust - New Red Pants lyrics

I’ve got new red pants Got them from a stranger, yeah I look so attractive that it could k** you It could k** me too I’ve got scoliosis I need tylenol Help me break this fever, throw me a curveball I’ll swing at that curveball yeah I’ve got bad tinnitus Drives me up the wall Leave me underwater, I don't want to hear it I don’t want to hear at all I’m not into romance I am into blood Won’t you bring them a cup, dear They’re gonna like mine, just like Joan of Arc I‘ve got tendonitis God, I need my hands Won’t you grant me this one, I’ll make a trade with you You can have my red pants