Sloppy Seconds - The Men lyrics

Don't play football We play Fenders We chop fish in kitchen blenders We're a disgrace to our gender We're the men! Always together night and day It makes our girlfriends think we're gay But who needs women when you've got friends? We're the men! The men will never let me down The men will always be around The men won't argue, scratch, or fight The men won't say, "I've got a headache tonight"! On Friday night we'll all jump in a car And blow all our money at a go-go bar Sober up for a week to do it over again because We're the men! We're twenty-one, but we act like we're ten We're as immature as we've ever been Maybe we'll grow up, but I don't know when because We're the men! We'll get together Drink together Sweat together Stink together Laugh together Cry together Live together And die together! We're the men...