I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me? I want lesbians, each and every one So why don't lesbians want me? It turns me on the way They all wear s**y lingerie And string bikinis everywhere they go But they don't let me watch As they explore each other's crotch The way they do on video Oh, I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me? And I want lesbians, each and every one So why don't lesbians want me? It's strange that anyone Would wonder why a lesbian Will always be a great athlete There ain't no mystery At least as far as I can see 'Cause what they are is what they eat Yeah, I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me? Some of them are vampires And some of them teach gym Some are topless dancers But all of them are slim Some are into leather And some write poetry They make love together Just to fuel my fantasy 'Cause I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians Why don't lesbians Why don't lesbians love me? Why don't lesbians love me? Why don't lesbians love me?