You don't have to pay your dues, Just because you're a girl, You've got other tools to use, Just because you're a girl. You've got a half way decent face, But you can't even play your ba**, That's okay just shake those curls, Cause you're a girl. You get help from everyone, Just because you're a girl, What the hell have you ever done? Never mind you're a girl. They love you out in Hollywood, It doesn't mean you're any good, Welcome to the cold hard world, It's because you're a girl. If the competitions fierce, Just because you're a girl, Get your nose or nipple pierced, Just because you're a girl. Pretend to be bi-s**ual, Have secretary tangelo, When underneath all the beads and pearls, It's because you're a girl. It's what's between your legs that count, So let your braless bosom bounce, Sexploitation makes me wanna hurl, But you're a girl. You're the Queen of sweet sixteen, Just because you're a girl, You're in all the magazines, Just because you're a girl. The novelty will wear off soon, And you'll be back in your old room, Looking for another time to whirl, Poor little girl.