Sloppy Seconds - High School Girlz lyrics

I wish I was in High School, where all the girls are hot I wish they were at my school, but they were really not They didn't dress in leather, they didn't dye their hair They didn't sleep together, they were really square It's sad but true the girls were not that cool Not that cool when I was in High School When I was in High School, I didn't stand a chance With the girls at my school, they were afraid to dance They didn't cuss like sailors, they didn't drink like fish They didn't wear Chuck Taylor's, that didn't slash their wrists It's sad but true the girls were not that cool Not that cool when I was in High School When I was in High School, the girls were really lame They didn't want my number, they didn't know my name They didn't like good movies, they didn't like Punk Rock They didn't have big b**bies, they wouldn't s** my co*k It's sad but true the girls were not that cool Not that cool when I was in High School