Sloppy Seconds - If I Had A Woman lyrics

She's got the personality of Darth Vader And the mentality of a sixth grader I better get her now, while I still hate her The way I hated you While she still just a hole to crawl into And I've still got my pride But if I had a woman If I had a woman that I could abuse If I had a woman that I could cruel to Wish I had a woman that I could refuse And then I guess that I'd be satisfied Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs? And why can't I let her be just another fertile egg? I better get her now before I have to beg The way I did before While I'll still take any port in a storm And I've still got my pride But if I had a woman If I had a woman that I could annoy If I had a woman to take all the lashes I wish I had a woman that I could destroy 'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfied Oh God, somebody send me a woman 'Cause I need a woman that I can despise I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb I need a woman to listen to lies And then I guess that I'll be satisfied Satisfied Then I guess that I'll be satisfied