Sloppy Meateaters - What Did We Learn Today lyrics

I sit alone looking in the mirror I wish to god I was Craig Kilborn I wanna I wanna look like him I wanna I wanna sa** like him Cuz everybody knows he gets all the girls and everybody knows he has the best hair in the world, in the world A Whitney Brown A whitney Brown, Yea he's pretty cool and that s**y s**y Beth chick she makes me drool GO, but craig Makes Ted Koppel look like a pansy Jeanine Garfolo wants his weanie Don't ever go and cut your hair! Don't ever cut your hair! Fla na na na na na