Sloppy Meateaters - Nobody Likes Me lyrics

Another day, another webpage I'm trapped inside this cyber ratcage I need on to check my mail Who needs friends when you got AOL I'm a jerk I'm a loser I'm f*g I'm an a**hole Rooty poo poo candy a** super lame-O Don't you see, Don't you see nobody likes me Nobody likes me, Real girls think i'm lame I'm not afraid to say... It's friday night, I'm going online Gonna find a girl and make her all mine She can be fat and she can be ugly I don't really care cuz i'm feeling kinda lonely My name is josh, listen to my band I'm 14 and I'm your biggest fan So you know it, we went out on a date I got arrested for statutory rape It's friday night and I'm gonna get some booty Ya wanna cyber? Ya wanna meet?