Here's a story about a stupid girl I don't even know her name Makes no diffrence to me now, they're all the same I'm broke, I'm starved, I can't get a job I find a girl who I practically rob She thinks I'm cool cuz i'm in a band But I'm just loser with no friends Grow up and get some self-esteem While you're at it get away from me Oh josh I'm your biggest fan I'm just a dumb guy in a stupid band In my mind and in my soul, I feel my fall I swear I'll call