I sit on my stool looking hip and cool The radio's blasting Blink182 I wish I could be on TRL I wish I didn't have to front the shelves She rolls up in her mommies car Tank top and sports bra Pulls out the credit card It happens every time Fat chicks always pay inside While the beautiful girl pays outside with her credit card Cuz with credit cards you aint gotta pay inside The cooler's all stocked the bathrooms are mopped I watch all the fiends spend all their money Hello, and how are you today? The king of Cash 3 won't go away I want you to think about me when your Out pumping your gas you look up at me I'm stocking candy and making coffee I sit and I dream about SME Whoa oh oh oh - she's singing to me!