SLJ - 99 Problems lyrics

Yeah, last year a lot of motherf**ers asked me Why I didn't do no old s** nasty sh** But this year I went down to Miami and got my n***a from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherf**in n***a) Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems All these n***as is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you what time is it.. I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South A ho that likes to s** it long and hold it in her mouth I got a b**h with hair, a b**h with none A b**h with a knife, a b**h with a gun A b**h with a a** big as a TV set And there's a b**h over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though Word, Ice in the whole damn herd I f** 'em all and leave 'em on the curve I got a b**h with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to f** me with her a** up on the kitchen sink Got a b**h with tits, a b**h with a** A b**h with none, but hey, I'd give her a pa** And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you having girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one - hit it [Hook] Nah, a b**h ain't one [Verse 2: Ice-T] I got a b**h that's old, a b**h that's new A b**h who love velvet in the colors blue I got a b**h who's fat, a b**h who's built A b**h who all her titties give out powdered milk I got a b**h who's funny, a b**h who ain't A b**h who can sing, a b**h who cain't A b**h who loves f**ing on a airplane.. I even got a b**h off Soul Train I got a b**h who rolls a rag-top Benz Long ends I got a b**h who's broke as a bum But she's the most fun I got a b**h who play piano, a b**h who don't A b**h who dances naked, a b**h who won't A b**h who's short, a b**h who's tall A b**h who burns my pager with priority calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one - hit me [Hook] Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show these motherf**ers all the over the world The 2 Live style of how the b**hes treat a mothaf**in' fly n***a like you [Verse 3: Brother Marquis] I got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them p**y's the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hoes s** co*k n***a how you play 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The n***a the one-nighter, the b**h exciter I only love my hoes when I'm going up inside her Problem number one is getting money I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect nothing cause I ain't offering I go hard on my b**hes, cause I'm never never softening Putting the demand on 'em, f** 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So f** how you feel, your f**ing cheap thrill I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill Getting p**y's just another expense If p**y pays the bills then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one [Hook] [Ice-T] Ha! Yo Marquis my motherf**er you got problems man? (A b**h ain't one) Aww sh**! Now let me tell you how to do this sh** [M] I got a b**h that loves to G [I] She'll f** you right after she f**s me [M] I got a b**h who loves both [I] I got a b**h who loves handcuffs and ropes [I] I got a b**h that's fast, a b**h that's slow [M] A b**h that's a virgin and a b**h that's a ho [I] A b**h that lies [M] A b**h that's true [I] A b**h who's a man because they're "b**hes 2" [I] I got a b**h that's cool [M] A b**h that's hot [I] A b**h who loves rap, a b**h who loves rock [I] A b**h who's lost and one who knows where it's at [I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat [M] I got a b**h that runs, I got a b**h that walks [M] I got a b**h that yells, I got a b**h who talks [I] I got a b**h that's dirty, got a b**h that's neat [I] I got a super fine b**h that I knocked in the swap meet [Ice-T] And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you having girl problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one - hit me.. No, a b**h ain't one [Hook] Huh, you know a b**h ain't one [Ice-T] Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my mothaf**in' rent Marquis But a b**h ain't one [Brother Marquis] Man you got yourself nothing man f** them raggedy stank-a** hoes n***a [Ice-T] A b**h ain't one I got a problems staying out here on these streets With the police trying to take a n***a out, y'know? But a b**h ain't one Got problems with motherf**ers.. buying my records But a b**h ain't one [Brother Marquis] f** 'em all, n***a f** them motherf**ers [Ice-T] Youknahmsayin? A b**h ain't one Got problems man [Brother Marquis] All them motherf**ers can kiss my mothaf**in' a**.. for real [Ice-T] Really, n***as worrying about b**hes They better, they better find something else to worry about [Fades out]