Slingun - Unasked Umbilical Cut, Abort Me! lyrics

[Intro:] Eh! Hi doc, can I abort myself?... Oh... it's too late, yeah, ok... [Verse 1] Wearin' a sweater weaved by my granny named weal, weald Full of immoral grandsons, that's why I'm actin' like this... They thought me to wear this weevil Wearings that I'm weightily wea... ring On my mother's finger, whisk, whine, whoop, she's pregnant! Rummage in that maternal unit, so insolent I'd broke her waist Wait, wait, wait! as lyrics on a paper I was writhin' her; Bad bread, well then the stork stroke with its beak in the face I'm a sore fetus, please kick that b**h in her bell-y (ding ding) [Hook:](x2) Who the hell asked Slingun If he want to live or not? Cause he don't, I'm kickin' an unasked umbilical cut Who the hell asked Slingun If he wanted born or not? Cause he don't, I'm kickin' an unasked umbilical cut... [Verse 2:] Ungainly walkin' like a worker with stress, where's My stress relief ball that I bought on eBay, I ain't In the mood for illnesses jokes cause I don't feelin' well The first time I had s** and my dog gave me aids, ok! I'm feelin' undertoned as 50 Shades of Grey Or a dead baby lyin' on a tray, stop lookin' me that way! I ain't doin' any expression, I'm unconcerned Like a mother turtle after lyin' her eggs; I wish I had Never taste this f**in' sweet oxygen... [Hook:] (x2) [Verse 3:] Underhandin' happiness I can only fake laughs Except when I see the video of the fat kid on the Rollercoast with his mom, hey doc! I notice you're right Behind that door, can ya' open me now? You gotta abort him, he's ravin' and a lot of foam's Comin' out of his mouth, is it bad? will he die? If he will, will he wake up or... not? Cause he don't wanna live but I'm scared of suicide And it's one of those things that you can do only once in life So why not? tell my father he's a s*ut (lights out, bye bye...)