Slingun - Pushing Me To Dotardness lyrics

[Bridge 1:] Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb cause [Hook:] (All that glitters is gold) They demand so much from us, from us... (all that glitters is gold) And require me to do it with a smile, a smile... (all that, all that glitters is gold) And guess what? I don't give a f**, a f**... (all that glitters is gold) You still rely on me? well, good luck with that, with that... [Verse 1:] Civilization won't herd me, I'm my daddy (they born without ears?) No wife had henpecked him, f** you herdsmen! This school's full of bodies, I'm their scabies; It isn't hereditary, at first just hated couples But now I hate e'rybody, they're all hinders Like tolls in my expressway, I don't see any barrier I just pa** as if was the hallway of my kindergarten In slow mo... like an american teen movie Plastics walkin' but I ain't any of 'em, I'm Cady Heron, in a trash can white trashin' it As Carrot Top's hotel lodgin', or it was Shaun White? um well, f** 'em; my head's like a cat's Cradle, a string 'round my fingers and I need To give it shape so stop pushin', pushin' Slingun to... What? [Bridge 1:] [Bridge 2:] So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with takin' the back streets You'll never know if you don't go *scratch* You'll never shine if you don't glow [Hook:] [Verse 2:] This school's similar to malarkey, an anarchy They're guidin' me to be kind but nice f*gs Are destined to end up last as if their vinegar Strokes were delayed as a differential equation; Look at me I'm trapped in a prison that Adults use to call "scholarly frame of reference" This is my confinement, what's in store For me hereafter? I'll be attendin' a check-out Like Apu? thank you come again! So much sh** on my rear view, karma's comin' After me like Obama, I'm a kind of Rush Limbaugh; how many are joyous with their job? Only a few, fire me and don't push me to Dotardness, cause I'm damned if I gotta live This like you seein' how they keep pushin' and pushin'... [Hook:] [Verse 3:] All that homework's brainwasher, it's a bible I forgot my own beliefs, luckily I got Slingun By my side like Angelina, he's my Brad, an- -other case of chimera, love my inner brother And he hates me, but I'm al-so his courier, so in A way or another he gotta acknowledge me As his siblin'; it's simple, Slin without me is Like the white dude from the Black Eyed Peas; In what kinda terminology I gotta speak to this b**h to make her understand I won't work In an office or sh**? what 'bout you always Gotta follow your dreams? I went back To bed and then amidst of a p**no dream 'bout a Threesome between me, Helen Keller and Gabourey Sidibe, Jesus appeared and start Sayin' that I should quit rappin' and began studyin' And I suggest him to stop b**hin' cause I'm Slingun and I'm deaf as sh** so everythin' he Could say meant sh** to me, so stop pushin' me to This, that, this... [Bridge 1:] [Bridge 2:] [Hook:] [Verse 4:] Civilly tolerable manners are for bird-brained Bipeds, I'm a moron which is always grabbin' The hose comin' out of his nuggets like Michael And then rub it on the dignity of my advisers: "I love ya' Mariangeles your b**bs are like A pair of... *I like 'em*, I wanna lick that fumunda Cheese from the tuck of your bu*t, glup!" Sure that everythin' that I'll say will disgust y'all f*ggots! how does it taste? a little bit obnoxious? Yeah! it's normal, that's why my father's Givin' me his goddamned cold shoulder and my Momma wanna leave me for adoption, but 'fore That she'll try to rectify me as spirituality will To h*mos**ual intercourses, but what the Deal 'bout the matter? if god's such a f*ggot Like Tyra Sanchez but less f**able than Charles Busch wearin' a white peignoir over Her corset; and yeah of course! while I left ya' With that portray, I'll be escapin' from this life That's pushin' me dotardness, like Ginger I'm chicken runnin' and ain't thinkin' of returnin' Cause... [Hook:] [Outro:] Only dirty minds break the mold...yeah!