Lord, I wonder what done happened Ain't nobody here but me All these empty bottles on the table here I know I didn't drink all this by myself I must have a blues hangover What's this? My check!?! And I don't have change for a gra**hopper and that's two crookies Uh oh, here come Pro Sent in for this doggie But he ain't got no money Look like he done lost everything he ever just had Ain't that's a come-off Dear me I done gave my baby twenty dollars for a Christmas present All I got was a slice of jelly cake And Sam and Nedetta Now that's a wolf-jenny Now I'll believe I'll go on back on the stem now With James, Rudolph and Tom Cat Get my head bad again Don't seem like nothin' goin' right for me today All Right, here I go Same old thing again Look out now!