Slightly Stoopid - I Couldn't Get High lyrics

I've got New sungla**es And i've got Backstage pa**es For y'all Girls with fine a**es Yeah oh yeah Sunshine, girlies and money What it takes to get me on a roll Some call me mr. soul I went to this party The other night Said i want to feel What my brain had felt like I grabbed my bottle And i start drinkin' wine I thought pretty soon That i would be Feelin' fine But no i couldn't get high Oh no And then I couldn't get high Oh no And then i Dont know why Threw down the bottle And then i whipped out my pipe Stuffed it full of goodies And then i gave that sh** a light I huffed and i puffed Good lord i Smoked and i choked I smoking for so long Until my heart was nearly broke Because i couldn't get high Oh no And then i Couldn't get high Oh no And then i Try i tried I threw down the pipe Just as pissed as i could be Gobbled down a mound of some Lsd I waited and i waited For my body to zing I waited i waited But not a f**ing thing Because i couldn't get high Oh no And then i Couldn't get high Oh no Lord i Dont know why