[Originally by Hedwig & the Angry Inch] [Sleater-Kinney] My s** change operation got botched My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch Now all I got is a barbie doll crotch I've got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I've got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I've got an angry inch I'm from the land where you still hear the cries I had to get out, had to sever all ties I changed my name and a**umed a disguise I've got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I've got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I've got a I've got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back The train is coming and I'm tied to the track I try to get up but I can't get no slack I've got an angry inch My mother made my tits outta clay (tits of clay) My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away (take me away) He dragged me to the doctor one day I've got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got an angry inch [Fred Schneider] (Long story short) Yeah, long story short When I woke up from the operation I was bleeding down there I was bleeding from a gash between my legs It's my first day as a woman, and already it's that time of the month But two days later the hole closed up The wound healed and I was left With a one inch mound of flesh Where my penis used to be Where my vagina never was It was a one inch mound of flesh With a scar running down it like a sideways grimace on an eyeless face It was just a little bulge It was an angry inch [Sleater-Kinney] Six inches forward and five inches back The train is coming and I'm tied to the track I try to get up but I can't get no slack I got an angry inch Angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back Stay under cover 'til the night turns to black I got my inch, and I'm set to attack Angry inch Angry inch