[Verse 1] Do you want to get that drink? I’ve gotta finish up this thing He’s taking all the turns too fast He’s driving down a one-way street But the wrong way I think everybody hears in sync Remember on my parent’s lawn? Remember in the woods in West Virginia? [Verse 2] I think he’s still in Echo Park I think he’s in the living room He’s nervous and the coffee’s cold Everybody’s still asleep at the hotel My God, he says it’s like a TV show He says it’s like a real bad dream He says he never truly learned how to network [Chorus] Oh, you know We’ll call off the show But play it like the real big stars And I don’t know man Can’t a guy just drink in peace? Angeles [?] Riddles me this [?] The kid’s a dick He’s counting the cash in public [Bridge] She’s calling out She’s freaking out She’s trying really hard this time but The picture makes it look like we’re in love And everybody thinks it’s great But I don’t think it’s all that good I don’t think you care so much I don’t think you miss me when you say so Wake up! You’re looking like you’re fast asleep You’re walking like you’re sleepwalking You’re talking like you’re sleeptalking