Slapstick - Not Tonite lyrics

I won't be comin home tonite 3am sittin in the gutter tired of waitin around Puke on the pavement beer in my hand Now pick up the phone and make a call to my house Hearin a voice I can't understand Dad I'm too drunk come give me a hand I'm sick and tired of waitin around That's ok I'm fallin back down I won't be comin home tonite.