Slapshot - White Rabbit lyrics

One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar Has given you the call And call Alice, when she was just small When the men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Go ask Alice, I think she'll know When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead And the white knight is talking backwards And the red queen's off with her head Remember what the dormouse said Feed your head, feed your head One pill makes you nervous And one pill makes you fall And the ones that you've been taking Won't do you any good at all Go ask Alice, she just hit the floor Now, you say you could take it Yeah, you'd say anything But when your habbit does all the talking Yeah, you'd say anything You could ask Alice, but I think she's gone Now, you've just lost all your money And you've been thrown out of your home But for one more gram of c**aine You'd sell you very soul Go ask Alice, well, now she knows She's living in a dreamworld ??? But you'd better pull yourself together 'Cause this is reality But I think that you'd might be better off dead Use your head Use your head Use your head