Slapp Happy - Karen lyrics

I loved a girl named Karen She was from the Phillippines She had the nicest face & body I had ever seen We made love on water On land & in the air Daytime or night time Karen didn't seem to care 'The loser is the winner' That was our philosophy I lost myself in her It only cost my sanity Now I'm down with fever The doctor says he's mystified Thinks I've taken poison All I swallowed was my pride I bet she's found another Probably he's my best friend Takes no Columbus to discover That's how these things tend to end We made love on water On land & in the air Daytime or night time Karen didn't seem to care No Karen didn't seem to care...