Slapp Happy - Charlie 'n Charlie lyrics

Charlie 'n Charlie are twins. You can never tell where Charlie ends and Charlie begins - The search is on; Charlie looks for Charlie in vain, no game, 'cos Charlie 'n Charlie are the same. Collecting driftwood down by the shore, Charlie thought he'd open a store... Across the sands his first customer approaching on his hands, (tin can) - Charlie faced Charlie like a man. I saw Charlie jump and holler when Charlie dropped a dollar down his collar - "You spoiled my neck! It'll never be the same again - (no blame) - 'cos your neck and my neck are the same."