You're going round the circle Through another phase Your temperature rising You're wining and dining A girl who's half your age She gives you all the business She gives to older men And it's oh so understandable This ladyk**er move There must be something bottled up You think you you gotta prove Cos now that you're a member Of something on the side It's number ... [CHORUS:] One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year Can you control the b**h One, two and three, four and five, six, seven Can you control the itch To tell the truth you're old' enough To be her dad She ain't gonna let up She wants you to set up A cosy little pad Where she can entertain you And everything is free I can tell you always were a s**er For a pretty face The nights you're a member Of something on the side It's number ... [CHORUS:] One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year Can you control the b**h One, two and three, four and five, six, seven Can you control the itch You tell the wife another Business trip abroad It's getting to much You better not touch What you cannot affort I know it's monkey business And I've seen it all before And I know that you were overcome When she told you you're the best You better believe she's saying the same To me and all the rest Cos now that you're a member Of a little bit on the side It's number ... [CHORUS:] One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year Can you control the b**h One, two and three, four and five, six, seven Can you control the itch.