Slade - Squeeze Stan lyrics

Those that I'm missing here, are: GUDBUY T'JANE and CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE, boath greeet songz. What I do have now, are these: SKWEEZE ME, PLEEZE ME which entered the Dutch top 40 on 14-July-1973 and went 28-14-11-12-26-38, and MY FRIEND STAN, entered on 27-October-1973 and went 25-13-13-15-29-38. Allsow greeet songz. :-) At the time, MY FRIEND STAN was the first slow/calm Slade hit, I remember. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SKWEEZE ME, PLEEZE ME SMPM [Written by Lea & Holder] You know how to skweeze me Oh Oh you know how to pleeze me Oh Oh you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh And I thought you might like to know when a girl's meaning yes, she says no. You got rude talk you got one walk, all your jokes are blue You've got long nails you tell tall tales, some you think are true [Chorus]: And there's nowhere to go you won't go If there's nowhere to run you go slow If you move up to me then I'll show you the way Then you'll know how to skweeze me Oh Oh you know how to pleeze me Oh Oh you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh And I thought you'd might like to know how to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh And I thought you might like to know when a girl's meaning yes, she says no. You got a sweet tongue you sing love songs, Can't you learn to spell take me back 'ome you got it all wrong 'Cos we sing that as well You know how to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh And I thought you might like to know How to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh And I thought you might like to know when a girl's meaning yes, she says no. You know how to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh And I thought you might like to know How to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh And I thought you might like to know ... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- MY FRIEND STAN MFST [Written by Lea & Holder] My friend Stan's got a funny old man Oh yeh oh yeh, He makes him work all night Till he can't do it right Oh yeh aha [Chorus]: And from the way you blacked my eye I know that you're the reason why And from the way you fixed his tie, I've seen you've gettin to him Gettin to him My friend Jack's got an ache in his back Ooh oh yeh The Doc said he'd be fine If he'd just take his time, oh ooh. You bin gettin to him You bin You bin gettin to him My friend Pete says his body is weak, Oh yeh aha, He told me he can't sleep and his temperatures steep, Oh yeh aha,