Skyhooks - I'm Normal lyrics

I'm normal yes I'm normal Normal as anybody can be I'm normal yes I'm normal There's no one as normal as me Well I've had my share of orgys Young marrieds and gay swingers Had too many weirdos Wet nurses and girl singers Seen me enough blue movies To last me a lifetime through And I'm getting pretty desperate For something new to do So I'm throwing out my rubber sheets and kinky knee high boots Going back to holding hands That's where I got my roots Throwin' out my dil*os and p**no magazines Goin' back to wholesome s** just like it's in my teens I'm normal yes I'm normal Normal as anybody can be I'm normal yes I'm normal There's no one as normal as me No one ever just says 'hi' Or talk about the weather They all ask me if I'm bi And into whips 'n leather There's just too many ma**age girls Doin' it for free And I get that funny feeling Someone's usin' me So I'm throwin' out my Spanish Fly All that Vitamin E Swallowed enough stupid pills to start a factory Yes I'm givin' it all up I'm going back to zero Getting just too tired of being a p**nographic hero I'm normal yes I'm normal Normal as anybody can be I'm normal yes I'm normal There's no one as normal as me