Skyhooks - Smut lyrics

Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat Open up you Twisties and open up your fly Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh If your mother knew what you were doing She'd probably hang her head and cry And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly Munchy Munchy Twisties the shorts are such a drag Make a little opening in the other end of your bag Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap No-one ever guesses whatsit's in the pack If your mother knew what you were doing...etc. Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc. Better get a grip on yourself You better pull yourself together.. Picture's almost over but still your not quite there John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair If your mother knew what you were doing...etc. Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc. Hey, What's The Matter With You? (G.Macainsh) Hey, what's the matter, what's the matter with you Hey, what's the matter, what's the matter with you I'm askin' you, I'm askin' you. You can't have your cake and eat it too You can't have your cake and eat it too I'm tellin' you, I'm tellin' you You can't have your dope and smoke it too You can't have your dope and smoke it too I'm tokin' you, I'm tokin' you Hey, what's the matter, what's the matter with you Hey, what's the matter, what's the matter with you I'm askin' you, I'm askin' you.