I feel a little crazy I feel a little strange Like I'm in a pay phone Without any change I feel a little edgy I feel a little weird I feel like a schoolboy Who's grown a beard I'm livin' in the 70's Eatin' fake food under plastic trees My face gets dirty just walkin' around I need another pill to calm me down I feel a bit nervous I feel a bit mad I feel like a good time that's never been had I feel a bit fragile I feel a bit low Like I learned the right lines But I'm on the wrong show I'm livin' in the 70's I feel like I lost my keys Got the right day but I got the wrong week And I get paid for just bein' a freak I feel a little insane I feel a bit dazed My legs are shrinkin' And the roof's been raised I feel a little mixed up I feel a little queer I feel like a barman that can't drink a beer