I wake up on Christmas morning Got up early catch the morning glow Laid my pretty face at the window All the trees are covered in snow And then it came my greatest fear Coal and stale candy in my stocking this year I said please and I said thank you I made him milk and cookies Wrote him letters, sent pictures Santa check the role back For all the bad things I'm sorry Don't forget about my Christmas tree I thought I was a good girl So why doesn't Santa like me Like me Like me Like me I didn't rip my sister's diary When I took it for show and tell at school And my brother has recovered For every time he took the remote control So on your good list, there better be my name Or else my Christmas this year just won't be the same I said please and I said thank you I made him milk and cookies Wrote him letters, sent pictures Santa check the role back For all the bad things I'm sorry Don't forget about my Christmas tree I thought I was a good girl So why doesn't Santa like me Like me Like me Like me The stocking fell over And out poured all the goodies There was candy and a CD But black coal wasn't ready And I stood there in amazement And I named him Mr. Buckles And I felt like such a good girl Now I know that Santa likes me Likes me Like me Like me