Just what nobody wanted, I'm just what nobody wanted. I think that life has got it in for me, Can you please tell me who's to blame? For all the bills upon my mat - They breed and grow then eat the cat. Where they come from I don't know, I stare at them but they won't go! It seems that life's a big frustration, Why is everybody out to bring me down? There has to be a simple explanation, Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town. If life is sweet - then I'm diabetic The future looks rosy - I just went colourblind. This all seems to be some ma** conspiracy, So I demand the right to know, If there's a God up there, how come he seems to care For every little bird and bee, but couldn't give a damn for me. It seems that life's a big frustration, Why is everybody out to bring me down? There has to be a simple explanation, Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town. If high hopes were bank notes, I'd own all of England And teardrops were diamonds, Then I'd be a millionaire. Just what nobody wanted, I'm just what nobody wanted. You say I'm purely being paranoid, I beg to differ - it's not true. sh** just seems to hit the fan, Every time I make a plan. Grand design to small detail, All I do is doomed to fail. It seems that life's a big frustration, Why is everybody out to bring me down? There has to be a simple explanation, Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town. If life is sweet - then I'm diabetic, The future looks rosy - I just went colourblind. I'm just what nobody wanted at all.