Skumdum - A Big Disgrace lyrics

I'm gonna tell you the story of a girl That I met one night I was down at the pub with my friends When this beast came at me She started rubbing her groin against my leg And put her hands on my ---- (damn!) She whispered dirty words in my ear And said "are you ready to rock?" I remember thinking - who let you escape from the zoo? Chorus: Cause you're a big disgrace To the whole female gender And I think you're the opposite Of soft, sweet and tender You're a big disgrace To the whole human race And I know there are monkeys More civilized than you (mmhm) I was down at the pub with my friends A couple of weeks later When this girl came at me again Looking more drunk than ever She started speaking with a breath so bad I had to turn away from her Instead of getting my obvious hint She came even closer