[Verse 1] Ever since I was kid I had a fascination with masturbation To wild imagination with no limitations Fantasy's of fighting amputees shooting up hospitals full of patients I'm mentally unstable and unable to control my patience The kind of person to steal purses shoot up hearses Flip birds at old people and sacrifices virgins Gives service to the nervous surgeons Well that part was a lie could'nt you tell? I'm here came up hell Cause this one guy with a shell fell and said farewell than compelled Went to school than i caught a cheater Took out my rifle and shot the teacher right in her peeper In a car driving drunk with a few b**hes Went to a chinese restraunt and acted skittish I woke up one night i was fully unaware Than i took out my dick and waved it in the air I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin I'm Skittlez, you're a f*g in a women's gym I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say I call in at work, cause all I do is frolic and play I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be I drink a bicker mixture of liquor You look like a before picture Don't like my sarcasm? Well i dont like your stupid I dont care what people say im always undisputed You think I'm out of my mind, when I shoved a f**ing bee hive up my be-hind b**h all my rhymes are undefined I need to get a visual Im the unforgiveable irresistible individual Known war criminal at your service im locked on tight Overstocked Swan Fights Even a little of skittle won't hurt Burp yeah im mad so what im just normal in this country Definition of skittlez is effrontery [Hook] Here we go again no stoppin' it Get wild throw a fit Its ok just go with the flow Be crazy like a UFO [Verse 2] Here we go one by one Pop the pill til' were done Hand me the knife im fine Take a frim stand he cuffed wife lets dine See the humanity Leave as I'm k**in for the vanity And f** no profanity s** a dick until you get a cavity Than stop the gravity This is my level of insanity When you're eaten alive by a manatee Until you switch to christianity Than you have no personality And therfore you end all humanity But thats ok as long as you control your inhumanity We be all up in the plane or the limosuine While I'm gettin green Man Is only sixteen But I'm living in my pipe dream And it might seem Pretty frightening I can go fast as lightning As long as the store is inviting New b**hes to roll i'm all frost I'm Skittlez, Your a 75 jerk-off