I walked in There sat Slim Cleaning up his memory with some Sapphire Gin Mr. Paine grabbed my arm Pulled me aside And said "Kid are you ready for the wild ride?" I looked up There she stood I said, "If you didn't look so great I'd say you look good" She took her hand Ran it up my thigh And said "Cowboy you ready for the wild ride?" Come on now Junior take the wild ride See can you make it on the wild ride Don't try no shakin' on the wild ride 'Cause things start breakin' on the wild ride Layin' on the highway I saw my mind In tiny little pieces thrown from side to side My heart was shattered along with my pride Guess you can't keep 'em on the wild ride (Chorus) I was crawlin' 'cross the floor I was tryin' to leave When I felt something tuggin' what was left of my sleeve I heard a little voice with a gold-plated vibe Say I bought a ticket for the wild ride Come on now junior take the wild ride See can we make it on the wild ride Let's try to shake it on the wild ride We might just break it on the wild ride (Chorus 2) Come on come on Take me on the wild ride See can you make me on the wild ride Come on an' shake me on the wild ride You might just break me on the wild ride