[Verse 1] There was trouble on Oxford Street I lost a little blood and a couple of teeth There was ha**le on Oxford Street Learnt a little lesson to watch my cheek [Verse 2] Past Piccadilly and just past drunk I ruffled the hair of a couple of punks And there was panic on Oxford Street Among the mist of the drink and the fists and the feet [Pre-Chorus] There was trouble on Oxford Street my sweet There was trouble on Oxford Street [Chorus] It went off like Krakatoa Like Rocky Balboa I didn't know where I was Please excuse the bruises Drink got me into this I didn't know where I was [Verse 3] There was tension on Oxford Street On the last night bus to the A&E Oh, it must have been such a pretty sight Signing on with a blackened eye [Pre-Chorus] There was trouble on Oxford Street my sweet There was trouble on Oxford Street my sweet [Chorus] It went off like Krakatoa Like Rocky Balboa I didn't know where I was Please excuse the bruises Drink got me into this I didn't know where I was [Bridge] There was trouble on Oxford Street my sweet Pushed my luck and it knocked me off my feet There was trouble on Oxford Street I lost a little blood and a couple of teeth There was ha**le on Oxford Street Learnt a little lesson to watch my cheek [Chorus] x2 It went off like Krakatoa Like Rocky Balboa I didn't know where I was Please excuse the bruises Drink got me into this I didn't know where I was