Skinless - Tampon Lollipops lyrics

Ralph the janitor enjoys his job He sweeps and mops up the garbage and crud While alone at night he searches for goodies He goes into every room hoping and praying that someone is flowing Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms left behind by fertile young chicks Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms just waiting to be collected Heavy days are here again it's that time of the month Tampons and pads are easily accessible he senses the disposal of soiled cotton bags one of the many perks of his job In a woman's stall he takes a tampon and he dips it into the bowl s**ing out the menstrual goop he swishes the flavor around his mouth Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms left behind by fertile young chicks Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms just waiting to be collected Rub a pile of moistened maxi pads on your face in order to prevent breaking out in blackheads and zits Dip a rag in a steaming cup of water, vampire tea is my favorite