Skinless - Scum Cookie lyrics

Raaaaghhhhh! Gather in a circle we're going to play a game Kneel around the cookie each with a stiffy we're ready to begin This time it's not for pleasure you'll have to stroke it faster than ever The last one to spurt eats the scum cookie so get ready, set stroke: Whack off, Rub one out Drain your balls Play with yourself Spank your monkey Drain your balls Longevity it's a disadvantage here if you don't want to ingest jizz It's a disadvantage here We're just a bunch of guys but only one of us will devour the spuzz Out of five only two remain Three have splattered the cookie with cooze Fatigue is setting in arms tired burning pain They continue on with rosy palms Finally a loser is decided Last one to shake out the monkey He stares down at the steaming mound he must eat it in the name of honor