Zoned out afternoon Let's catch "who's on top of who" Tell it like it is 'Cause it isn't anyway Much to my surprise I caught it right between the thighs My sweet little sister Was layin' me away My jaw dropped dead to the table She put my cool in shock Crack k**s and blood spills baby But psychos, dykes and transvestites Are on the choppin' block Oh no I saw my baby on the creepshow Out on spillin' my guts on the news Oh no I caught my woman on the creepshow Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe that I dug you She filled my boots with lead Was it something that I said A picture paints a thousand ugly words Baby's acting tough Check out my fisticuffs That's just what she deserves I can't flip from the station Can't unplug what's done Her six-foot-deep temptation She nicked my skin, and then kicked me in And then she buried me for fun Oh no I saw my baby on the creepshow Out on spillin' my guts on the news Oh no I caught my woman on the creepshow Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe that I dug you My jaw dropped dead to the table She put my cool in shock Crack k**s and blood spills baby But psychos, dykes and transvestites Are on the choppin' block