No one wants to smile 'round town like an idiot Askin' how are you, how's the wife and family Life would be so boring So vacuous We hate We hate We all need someone to hate We hate We hate We all need someone to hate Every morning, I wake up, thankful that I've got you The Christians have the m**ms, who've got the Jews Just because they're a little different Let's off a few We hate We hate We all need someone to hate We hate We hate We all need someone to hate Every morning, I wake up, thankful that I've got you Wishing I had a knife, so I could run you through I'd do it, except I'm lazy I need someone new to hate We hate We hate We all need someone to hate We hate We hate We all need someone to hate