Skew Siskin - Jesus Of Cool lyrics

I didn't get laid last night and I'm gonna take it out on you I'm starting me a religion and everyone's gonna get screwed Yes they will, oh, yes they will I wrote me ten commandments and the first one's all about you Thou shalt spread your legs, honey It's time to try something real new, real new Position one's: down on your knees Taste the blood of Christ, if you please I'm the Messiah, the Messiah, the Messiah The Jesus of cool And here's my golden rule Virgins are gonna get no respect, I'll change the way you pray The Pope's gonna need a new job, he better polish up his résumé His résumé, get it sharp, baby Miracles are easy as pie when you send your money to me Sex and d** and rock and roll will be our holy trinity, trinity Position two's: down on all fours Feel the body of Christ at your back door I'm the Messiah, the Messiah, the Messiah The Jesus of cool And feel my golden rule Do unto others, dude I'm the Messiah (ooh, ooh) The Messiah (ooh, ooh) The Messiah (ooh, ooh) The Jesus of cool And here's my golden rule I'm the Messiah (s** and d**) The Messiah (and rock 'n' roll) The Messiah (will be our holy trinity) The Jesus of cool And here's my golden rule I'm the Messiah (s** and d**) The Messiah (and rock 'n' roll) The Messiah (will be our holy trinity) The Jesus of cool Jesus of cool Cool I am Kiss to me