Sketch the Bottom Feeder - Normal Nights lyrics

(Back and forth conversation)* Yo what's up man, what's goin' on bro? What up Sketch? The f** you doin' bro? Nothin' man, where the f** you been at? Dog I been drinkin', I been, on somewhat of a binge I got some sh** to tell you man I got some sh**, I swear, hold up, I don't even know where to start Aight let's hear it Alright man, it was a couple nights ago actually The other night some sh** occurred that was so bizarre I decided to show my face at the local bar I kept drinkin' till I was a stumblin' clutz Then I told a couple of s*uts to s** on my nuts One of ‘em said she'd be glad to, it was easy goin' We headed back to my place, and I let the sleezy hoe in A minute after talkin' to me, she pulled out my co*k and blew me Guzzled up all of my spunk and then hawked a loogie She said it was chalky, chewy and sour And a thousand dollars was her rate for half of an hour I said “f** that! I hit hoes for free” Then she pulled a gun, that's how sh** goes for me I reluctantly paid after gettin' punched in the face And pistol whipped by the b**h, the sh** f**ed up my day “I want you to stay” I said to the leavin' hoe Even though the head wasn't worth all of my bread *Ha, you got played! I did, f**in' played myself fool It's all good though, she was fine as f** $1,000 for a bl**job? Nah, she wasn't that fine Dog I ain't even tell you about Friday yet though What happened Friday? I f**in', I was drinkin', as usual I had a f**in' beer, I had a couple whiskeys, I think I had some vodka And next thing I know I'm hammered No coke or pepsi mixin' 'gnac and whiskey Enamoured, tryna stroke a s**y vixen actin' frisky Mackin' briskly, I'm itchin' to screw soon If she ain't about it, I'll ditch a b**h and pursue poon Switchin' from Blue Moon to chuggin' mad Coors I'm gettin' super sloppy, huggin' fat who*es I go behind the bar, grab a mug and tap ? Ya see me spill it, refill it then re-spill it I broke a bathroom mirror and I hear a lady b**hin' The manager's yellin', tellin' someone to 86 him But I refuse to listen, I ignore ‘em and dance Thanks to booze, I'm pissin' on the floor in my pants Meaningless my efforts are rendered I'm not tired, but I'm close like a car fender Lonely and horny at the end of a hard bender I swipe the only b**h left, the ugly bartender *Dog, you need to chill with all that drinkin' sh** I know fool, but that's what I'm gettin' at though Saturday night, I did not have a single drink Bullsh**! You tell me you did not have one drink? No, Saturday night, I did not have one drink, listen to this sh** It was a normal night, I was chillin' alone at the crib Everything was goin' good ‘till I opened the fridge And there wasn't a brew in it I don't think I can cope with the sh**, I check the clock and I got Two minutes to get to the gas station Next thing I know, I'm drivin' fast, racin' I swerve, hit the curb, then I park and I run in and look at the clerk He could tell that I'm desperate, this ba*tard better sell me a beverage He pointed to his watch and he shook his head My heart sank, and I took my bread out of my pocked Told him I didn't need it, I pleaded But he couldn't understand the English I was speakin' I just want a drink, now I'm learnin' a new language This Indian f**er's got me turnin' into a racist While he was gibberish spittin' and tellin' me nothin' I considered committin' a felony; I'm bluffin' I haven't had a beer all night At this point, I'd even settle for a Smirnoff Ice *Yo, that was one of the worst nights of my life, I swear You're an alcoholic fool, chill. Let's go to Denny's or some sh**, I'm hungry Dog I can't go to Denny's, you ain't hear what I did to that waitress? Five minutes after pinchin' the waitress's booty I'm on my knees in the bathroom stall, tastin' her coochie It has a nice flavor, but it smells weird f** it, I just drank twelve beers So I savor, every minute of lickin' the who*e c*nt to crack I said, “You want me to kick in your door, front or back?” She said “Front or back, but not in the a**. Right away and by the way, do you got any cash?” I said “Nah b**h, now take this raw dick” She said “Aw sh**!” I said “Enough talkin'!” I stuck it in her as if that would quiet her down, then I tried to pick her up But she was the size of a cow Fat as f**, and tatted up f** it, her uterus was loose as sh**, so I told her to s** it I grabbed a handful of her curly locks, then came on her face and gave her a swirly to wash it off