Sketch Menace - Sketch Menace vs PoRich (Title Match) lyrics

[Round 1: PoRich] This pretender dies if he don't surrender what is mine Besides, you wouldn't be here if Bender never took a dive Then you hide away in Calgary setting up battles for everyone else But didn't make one f**ing match for yourself Dude it's a chain, not a chastity belt Funny how your buddy left and your stock drastically fell What? Hollohan got locked so you couldn't ask him for help? He says he's your ghost writer, that's probably true Cause up close that chain looks gawdy/God-y on you You ducked Jon Storm in New York, well you have to be an amateur Just cause you got crushed by American's in Calgary So there's no way you hold down this battle sh** for Canada And you ain't battled in seven months, that's practically a year We all thought you retired, we actually cheered Walked in all excited, I'm like, "Relax, relax, he's here." Seven months, wow, how lazy are you? But the fans are great, why you wanna play them for fools? What? Is this the only league band you loot? Well f** off, this is a thousand bucks I'm raising for Q And he couldn't even do a promo match, those take no effort at all sh**, isn't that why your lazy a** started getting involved? Organik, your king lame, coke head only good for throwing dust in the airs, he's King James Here's the facts I'll tell 'em straight I've never seen any footage of you rapping on a stage No freestyle battle footage with your name Never seen a cipher where Zachary was great sh** your rap career as of late and the one outside of King Of The Dot are exactly the same Seven months!? I bet your larynx goes through so much atrophy it breaks I'm eviscerating this vulture I'll battle in Calgary tomorrow if you can freestyle right now And start articulating an offer Come on, it's the easiest pay to participate in the culture But wait, maybe you been in the studio, producing something tight I haven't heard a single song yet, well at least you're doing one thing right January 21st, b**h save the date Seven months? That must be your hibernation wait [Round 1: Sketch Menace] I said yo! So if you asking if I wanna clash with Po', the answers "no" But f** it, I figured it's better to battle but realistically this shouldn't count as another win on my record I mean I beat you the first time with minimal effort So you thinking you're better is just making the king laugh So at best Rich is a jester Yo, the fans are asking me, "Sketch, what would you beef with this guy for?" I tell 'em the titles like a video game, defeat it and you'll start feeling quite bored And have nothing left to do but go back and start beating your high score Like seriously guys, I'm feeling like my path is going backwards Like Lush, for my next battle in the states I want a second crack at [?] See I don't know what you see in him, dude's lame I'll leave you scheming for loose change While I walk away this evening with a G and a new chain But see you hope for this rematch since you choked against me back in '09 And both times, all you're throwing is weak jabs Relying on shock value, going for cheap laughs So it's like you got sober and relapsed because now you're going to get smashed Hey Organik, remember when the cops attacked you? Well take a load off and relax, cause now you got a front row seat to watch the Po' get it's beats back So no matter which way you wanna view this I ain't about to lose Rich And I'ma make this picture clear for you like 1080 resolution See I'm not able to compute exactly how you came to the conclusion Of how you deserved this battle to begin with And most would label that delusion See according to the chain of evolution You'd think I'd go up in ranks But this is strange and just confusing Nah, wait it's f**ing stupid and I'ma take it out on you This war was waged for retribution See he blames his last loss to me on his choke Well I'm sick of hearing you b**h and whine How about this time, you just try and not forget your rhymes So step aside you're getting left behind You're coming out of pocket and getting booked for your offensive lines And running for safety now that you've switched to the defensive side I already murdered you once two years ago what makes you think I won't dead this guy? You can call me Michael Vick, I'm here to get Rich for the second time [Round 2: PoRich] After I win tonight I'll be bumping my chest But tears filled your eyes when that chain was hung on your neck And you looked to the sky like, "R.I.P. Bruce B, I love you to d**h." Well Bruce was in Heaven like, "Shut up Sketch!" Jesus taps him on the shoulder, "Bruce, isn't he your best friend?" "Pppst. Dude, that's Jeff's friend." Look, I'ma try and be straight with you, the guy hated you He died to get away from you Rest in peace though, respect to dude and we all mourn him But if he was your friend, I'm guessing he died of boredom I mean Christ Sketch, you're just so dull! Not even MindBender loves you and he loves us all You test Richard now the uproar is coming And what you lack in charisma you make up for in nothing No one is getting hype when this guy's talking Jeepers, you seen them peepers and still nothing you said was eye popping Hey, you ever wonder if sleeping pills would help? They used make up to make Heath Ledger just creepy and he k**ed himself 'Po is a savage beast, feel the jagged piece of the dragon's teeth World Domination, it was sad to see You crying from the sidelines like, "Battle me Pat. Battle me!" That will never happen, it's called reality Zack, reality You asked for Dizaster; no Illmaculate; no You lucky you got a rematch with 'Po And I remember the Alamo Nah, I'ma f**ing pop him Nucky Thompson Set prices on your bars like Al Capone He caught his girl wearing that chain She screamed, "Take it off s*ut!" [?] by his face like "We never know when Pat Stay might pop up." And now she keeps it locked in a safety deposit box With a cup of my s**m and she's been waiting to top it off So I tap her on the head like morse code to let the who*e know She's 'bout to take a Peter North load But you love The Saurus so You pretend it's a Peter Morris load, gross [Round 2: Sketch Menace] So Whitby is the city? Like really Rich? I feel like you're just giving me ammo Cause from what I can tell it's full of hicks dragging their knuckles like some primitive mammals I've never been there I'm just judging by the people you bring to your battles So watch me leave Whitby in shambles f** that town where you live I'ma let you sink to the bottom while you're bound by your wrists Cause if you want to be the captain you're going down with the ship See you got no fans unless- outside of your home city So you got no talent you're worthless Always yelling but what you're saying has no actual purpose They'll be all loud cause they're drunk now and react to your bullsh** But online they'll laugh at you and skip through half of your verses They'll go home and watch it and be like, "THAT was the verdict? That's not the way that I remember it happened in person." See the fact of the matter is you distract 'em you use it as a diversion You're watching this square with no bars like the theatrical version See I'm just scratching the surface cause your last battle just proved You claimed to be an alcoholic but can barely handle a brew So if you drank a bottle of rum you'd f**ing swallow your tongue You're just a little guy reaching for the top of his lungs You belong in the My Father Touched Me Anonymous Club Cause the way that you rap reminds me of the prodigal son See I bet your daddy accosted you behind the house with your sister And made you kneel young/Neil Young while you were Down By The River And to cope with it now you drink and pa** out from the liquor Acting loud on the streets and running your mouth like a wigger But there ain't no drinking involved when I laid the smack down on Richard And throw shots at your f**ing body and beat the black out your liver See he's got a drinking problem that needs resolving Before you can start talking sh** to me To be honest, what has Rich accomplished? It must be exhausting getting beat so often You've had the most loses in the league L's to Chedda, Twist and Soul Khan, hell even one of those loses is from me So Organik set this match up knowing I'd body you in three He's an enabler Getting this pathetic drunk another shot he doesn't need [Round 3: RichPo] You saying Witby ain't a city, it's a town that's weak Just wait 'til we run a train on your b**h 125,000 deep When that bell ding, I'm Mr. Belding Zack thought he was top bra** now he's getting stripped for welding You're Calgary's division rep Every battle you throw you s** American dick without even breaking a sweat f**ing up plane tickets, border arrangements, let me save you the stress Use Canadian rappers, you be flying out Americans and breaking a sweat Don't you have a brain in your head? Or is it you couldn't battle Loe Pesci and became him instead? And what's so fresh about using company money to buy Organik birthday trips to host your event? I'm surprised you haven't been fired from the business Sketch is wasting paper, the irony's delicious Organik said, "Look, I'll introduce the dope MC's as long as you don't stand close to me." But you had to be seen, you're King Of The Dot's best dresser I'm joking, Sketch you wear Sketchers What? Thought we wouldn't notice? Sorry fat face, snack cakes won't make you a hostess/Hostess I can fill my bars up with some of your most embarra**ing moments Like you [?] f**ing rappers with a hand over your heart Or the kid who tried to honor the memory of Bruce B and you wouldn't let him pour out his brewski And I thought you two were close so that one confused me Or what about the time you tried to give Real Deal the fist bump...and didn't give up? Seriously dude, 20 seconds went by and you kept your wrist up Or what about naming his event 'Frostbite' Please examine that statement He's saying his division is cold, decaying and needs amputation Enough bullsh**, the Toronto crowd wanted fire and I'm like Leaf's goal tending; monster rhymer/Reimer I'll leave your knees smashed with a pipe Put you in a wheelchair, you'll do the cat daddy for life You s** at rap, I got a whole bag of tricks So it ain't just for laughs when I gag ya b**h And on some real sh**, who would you rather have a beer with? But if you picked Sketch then I say to you in all seriousness I drank all the beer in the fridge [Round 3: Sketch Menace] See I'm about to put an end to all your hopes and aspirations You blew your only chance to hold the chain, I guess your little shoulders just can't take it So don't brag about the road you had to take to get here cause I don't have the patience Especially since a coat tail was your mode of transportation See you're a bargaining chip, without a partner you're sh** You're begging for scraps that way you're all over/Oliver Twist Like you gotta be kidding, this economy's sh** And ironically still nobody wants to be rich/Rich So your only claim to fame is in 2 on 2's so this is open and shut Cause on your own it's been tough Rich since both your partners left you've been on the road to destruct All by your lonesome trying to cope but you ain't consoling in us Your battles are like keg stands, to succeed you need a partner there holding you up But since you teamed with Diaz it seems your persona's gone to sh** Digging deep for angles about how a girl jacked Illmac' and left him hoping for a lift But a minute later, somehow won that battle, took all his doe and then you split Proving he's a two time champ at getting his money f**ing stolen by a b**h And while we're on the topic, what the f** you dissing Drake for? Do you know who you're throwing shots at? He's taking business trips, banging b**hes, signing million dollar contracts While you're convincing Witby not to listen to his podcast So you think your little comments gonna bother him like the cost of his living's gonna drop fast Like without you, he'd be back in Scarborough begging Bishop for his watch back You need to think before you talk and now you're getting crushed You should've acted like Drake's boy and f**ing kept it on the hush Cause he was watching from the top while y'all were dropping accapellas So when you dissed him in your interview you sounded awfully undeveloped So I can see The b**h In Yoo it's Common to be jealous And f** all that bullsh** you said about Real Deal Face it Rich that's lame Him and the rest of Pittsburgh should f**ing lynch you for giving Pirates a bad name So let me thank y'all for tuning in to watch this scrawny f*g get beat You can watch it on his next episode of Bars it'll be the Body Bag Of The Week