Skasmopolitan - Elpheen lyrics

In a lab, in grimy sawdust A ferret with a case of wanderlust Too much radiation he got mad Busted straight out of the lab Megaferret throwin down Baddest rodent in the town Drinkin fightin playin his game Everybody knows his name That night he went downtown Looking for punks for throwin down Chip on his shoulder, axes to grind Not afraid to cross the line He met some guy comin from a bar With a pretty girl and even prettier car He said "I don't like you, so what's up Jack?!" Beat him down and spit on his back