[Intro] Mike Buffet: Ladies and gentlemen, lllllllets get ready to ruuuummmmbbblleeeee... "And the whole crowd is on their feet, the crowd is on their feet Here he comes JR" "Yes yes here he comes business is about to pick up King" YOU REAAAADDYY! "Ladies and gentelmen introducing the Rap Heavyweight Champion Weighing in a 165 pounds, Skarra Myakayakaaaaaaaaaa..." [Verse 1: Skarra Myakayaka] I got my eyes on the title I'm throwing rocks at the throne Number one contender n***a yeah I plan to dethrone That ************ on top and I'mma make it my own Kasi King it's only fate man I was born for the throne Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16 WHAT? Gimme a hell yeah and I'll show you jobbers how to stunt If you smelllll, what Skarra is cooking Then you know like a wrestler my job is a** whooping I'm an animal like Batista You Can't See Me like John Cena I represent area code like Rey Mysterio n***a I'm Monday Night Raw like unprotected s** I'll take you out like Goldberg then I ask Who's Next? I'll lay the SmackDown like it's a Friday night You love to hate me like I'm JBL right Hall Of Famer n***a but I ain't Ric Flair I'm a s**y boy like Shawn Micheals Heart Break Kid, oh yeah [Hook: Skarra Myakayaka] The Champ Is Here, Uh (x16) [Verse 2: Skarra Myakayaka] Like the Attitude Era ************ I'm bad a** Don't play with me or else I'll whip your a** I got a Swagger like Jack as a matter of fact Like Vince did Mick Foley you can kiss my a** Wa**up like Ron k**ings I spit the R-Truth Living life on the Edge as a Christian in the booth Like Y2J I put you in the walls F5 like Brock Leasner and break down the walls Like Randy Orton homey I hear voices in my head Like Triple H I f** the bosses daughter to get ahead You n***as can't k** me like The Undertaker (gong!) So you can s** It! if you a hater This a hot jam so I call it SummerSlam I lie and cheat and steal like Eddie hey I don't give a damn Got a bad *****, that acts like Chyna But she's more beautiful like Trish stratus mchina (Uh) [Hook: Skarra Myakayaka] The Champ Is Here, Uh (x16) [Verse 3: Skarra Myakayaka] I'll eliminate your a** like it's the Royal Rumble You win some you lose some it's the way the cookie crumble The crowds feeling me I guess I'm the good guy (face) And they booing you I guess you're the bad guy (heel) So I guess you're gonna cheat or go get you steel chair Or some help from the back hey I'll still be here When it's all said and done the ref will raise my hand In victory with the title in my hand It Was Written anyway that I was gonna win So you stood no chance at all in the end to begin I do it big like Hulk Hogan call it Hulkamania Tonight's my big night so I call it Wrestlemania [Outro] What? You don't watch wrestling, pssssht the hell is wrong With you? (You a fool) (cheeky chuckle) [Promo] Yo wa**up it's your boy Skarra Myakayaka and if you like what you heard Then holla at me online Follow me on twitter @SkarraMyakayaka Like my Facebook fanpage which is Skarra Myakayaka Watch my videos and subscribe to my YouTube Channel which is also Skarra Myakayaka Thank you, and God bless